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20+ Hilarious Cross Stitches That Are Guaranteed To Have You 'In Stitches'
These are too funny! Which is your favorite?
Kalli Sarkin
03.29.18

Cross stitching can be a fun activity, and it allows you to personalize the canvas. This hobby certainly has a traditional mold, but recently people have approached cross stitch patterns in a whole new way. These cross stitches are so cool, you’ll be dying to make your own. Here are 30 of the best cross stitches you will ever see.

How Doors Work

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I bet you never thought about that one, did you? Just reopen the door!

Enunciation Is Key

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This cross stitch is for all the women who are tired of being told how a lady can speak. It really sends a clear message.

Behold!

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This person doesn’t have a single one. Imagine that.

She’s Shocked

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Women know the little secrets men like to keep to themselves. We all need a good support system, right?

Animals Eat Their Young

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Wouldn’t life have been much simpler if this was your choice? Instead you get to deal with a hormonal teenager for…how many more years?

Bird Problems

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If this has never happened to you, consider yourself lucky. And know that it is waiting to happen.

Fox

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I see what you did there. Still, cute fox!

Real Cute

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Alicia Watkins

Yes, someone spent their time creating this. And yes, they framed it.

Warning

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You know, in case you didn’t already know. You’re welcome for the warning.

For Real

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Because you deserve the best. And you should never settle for less.

Just Don’t

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It’s a bad idea, it will cause a mess… How many reasons do you need?

Up In Here

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Little Wild Heart

And the flowers! They really perfect the cross stitch pattern.

Don’t Fall For It

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This cat is a trickster. Don’t be fooled!

Technically…

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Dogs count as friends, right? After all, a dog is a man’s best friend.

Beautiful

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It’s not the words that contain the beauty. It’s all in the stitching.

Damn

Alicia Watkins
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Alicia Watkins

Life isn’t always sunshine and rainbows. Unless you’re this cross stitch expert.

Just So You Know

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Here’s a message for the kids. Scar them for life through cross stitches.

We All Die Eventually

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Haft4Life

So why stress? You won’t care when you’re dead anyway.

If You Would Be So Kind

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Alicia Watkins

Please and thank you.

Watch Out

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You may not like what you see. And I can’t be held responsible.

Yup

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Haft4Life

It’s pretty gross to think about. But it just might be true.

My Milkshake

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What is in that milkshake?? Maybe we just shouldn’t ask.

Jesus Loves You

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Haft4Life

Just stick to reading the top part. You’ll have a much better day.

Books

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Books are better than people. Books understand.

An Heirloom

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So don’t even think about getting rid of it. Okay?

Please

Subversive Originals
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Subversive Originals

You don’t even know the half of it.

My Only Interests

Alicia Watkins
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Alicia Watkins

So if you don’t share those interests, the door is that way.

David Bowie

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plasticlittlecovers

Channel your inner voice. Follow its every desire.

Inheriting The Earth

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PopStitchCreations

Do you hear that, men? This cross stitch knows what’s up!

Real Party Lover

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Why party when you can sleep? Why do ANYTHING when you can sleep?!

These cross stitches are the bomb! Check out even more sassy home decor on Pinterest.

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