We’ve all heard how alcohol gives us “liquid courage.” Well, the internet is very similar. People unleash the sickest burns ever known to man when they’re online.
Probably because there are very little consequences. Other than being blocked or banned. And while the internet gives us a screen to hide behind, things can get pretty hilarious.
Twitter and Instagram are home of the greatest internet burns of all. I mean, people are freakin’ ruthless. And 2018 may have been the year of the clapback. These burns will have you laughing so hard that you might wet yourself.
Here Are 35+ Of The Best Clapbacks The Internet Has Seen In 2018:
1) Don’t Mess With The OG
Do you think the OG of burgers cares about some punk ass pancake peddlers? Nah, they don’t. Wendy’s is the hardest burger slinger on the block.
The dudes of Smash Mouth know how real men roll. Real kings make their women feel like queens and make sure they have an equal relationship built on respect. Real men aren’t afraid of vaginas and don’t fail to see women as equals.
3) When You Set Yourself Up To Lose
We all remember Logan Paul that douchey YouTube guy who tweens follow. He’s the guy who thought it would be a good idea to video a suicide and put it on his channel. He exhibited poor judgment once again when he tried to step to the hilarious Chris D’Elia. D’Elia is not above a Twitter feud and the results are often triumphant and hilarious.
Nicki Minaj doesn’t care about calling people out online. She gives zero F’s about it. Here is another example of this.
5) When You Ride That D Way Too Hard
What happens when you spend your days being negative, gossipy, catty along with other things that we don’t need in the world? Ya get burned. And Halsey clapped with the fierce comeback. Hilarious and clever.
Everybody is trading burns these days. Even corporate America. No one is safe from the burn.
This headline was trying to call Lupita Nyong’o’s brother, Peter Nyong’o, out. But king’s can’t be called out. He knows he look good.
Some people think that being rich and famous is all play and no work. But that just isn’t always true. And Kourtney Kardashian shut that down real quick.
Even Walmart is responding to trolls these days. But this guy didn’t know that Walmart gets savage. Hope your rash heals!
10) How Hilary Duff Likes Them
Looks aren’t everything. Not that Hilary Duff’s man isn’t attractive, but some people aren’t as superficial when it comes to love. Duff knows what really matters when it comes to finding a partner.
11) Truth Can’t Be Burned
This troll tried to call out Michael B. Jordan. But you can’t call out someone who is real. The truth can’t be burned.
12) Don’t Start A Burn You Can’t Finish
KJ Apa tried to step to Cole Sprouse. Didn’t work out. Talk about a *sips tea* moment.
Katie Hopkins is a UK media personality who often blamed for hate and negativity, as well as being racist. Her mean-spirited libelous statements have cost her and the outlets she works for tons of money. So much so that she had to apply for insolvency to avoid bankruptcy.
14) Can’t Argue With That
People don’t realize that celebrities are people that also have feelings. But this guy must really hate Pink because he’s said it 1000 times. Fact remains that she gets paid to sing at the Super Bowl and he’s just an angry on the internet.
15) Oh, Wait… You Don’t Model Or Know Sh*t About It
I feel really bad for people out there who have nothing better to do than say cruel things to people for no reason. Like this woman who felt the need to tell Chrissy Teigen how “awful” she looked on a magazine cover. Maybe she should shut up until she’s listed as “Women of the Year.”
16) Hilary Clinton Making Fun Of Hilary Clinton
Say what you will about Hilary Clinton. But that lady has taken a lot of crap in recent years, as most presidential candidates do. It’s nice to see some of them poking fun at themselves and all the political nonsense that goes on.
The beauty of social media is that you don’t have to follow it. You can tailor it so that your feed only shows things you’re interested in. Apparently haters and trolls never got the message.
18) Monica Lewinsky Making Monica Lewinsky Jokes
If anyone knows about blaming interns, it’s Monica Lewinsky. But here we have Monica Lewinsky making Monica Lewinsky jokes. Pretty epic.
The NRA wants to avoid talking about gun deaths. Their answers: “Stay in your lane.” Umm… tell that to the men and women who deal with gunshot victims.
Anne Coulter… where do we start? We aren’t even going to try. We’ll let this doctor do the talking.
We know that Chrissy Teigen loves her husband John Legend. But that doesn’t mean she won’t burn him from time to time. Exhibit A…
Here we have a beautiful online sisterly moment. Only someone truly miserable would go out of their way to ruin such a moment. Maybe you should learn how to spell before you talk ish?
23) The Not-So Supportive Friend
Poor Amy Schumer is having a rough go at pregnancy. Thankfully she has good friends to support her. Besides Chelsea Handler.
There are people in the world who go out of their way to send mean emails to complete strangers. Can you believe this? Dear God, please bless these broken hearted people of the world… or at least give them a hobby.
25) Don’t Worry About All That
This lady thought she was trying to be cute and infantilize this Nigerian actor, producer, model, and presenter. It didn’t work out too well. Maybe shut your mouth next time.
Even dogs get down with the sick burns. This dog wishes for an end to basic IG accounts. Don’t we all dog… don’t we all.
27) At Least I Don’t Smoke Fiberglass
Again, some people take time in their day to be rude… for no reason. Yung Miami of City Girls ain’t havin’ it. She’s known for her clapbacks. At least she’s not smoking fiberglass filled Newports.
Probably if you think it is. But this guy had to mess with her. Of course men still open car doors.
People make radical assumptions about others in real life and online. Especially when it comes to celebrites. But sometimes people take the high road when it comes to a clapback. Sometimes high road clapbacks are the best clapbacks.
They should be sworn enemies. But a little kindness goes a long way in 2018. Everyone is looking out for each other because there is enough for everyone #abundance. This is what’s called kind clapback.
31) Bros Got Each Others Backs
When you’re feeling under the weather, your bro has got your back. That’s why Jonah Hill immediately stepped up to the plate when Justin Timberlake had to postpone some tour dates. Hill swopped in real quick with this comment to Timberlake’s post.
32) Don’t Mess With Moon Pie
Who would try and step to Moon Pie? Does this guy work for Yodels or Funny Bones or something? MoonPie just schooled this guy… hard.
33) Virgins Don’t Know How To Act
Virgins and basement dwellers just don’t know how to act right on dating apps. They’re often very rude and only know how to communicate through sexual harassment since they have such little interact with actual women in real life. This guy walked right into this clapback.
Ryan Reynolds is known for his smart ass comments. But Jake Gyllenhaal clappedback this time. And it was hilarious.
Is Rent-A-Center trying to square-off here? Are they trying to throw fisticuffs? Pull out the old Tom O’Leary and Jack Johnsons?
Hackers love to waste people’s time. But people don’t really fall for it anymore. This guy just wants to cut to the chase.
The male cast of “Full House” is known for lovingly throwing jabs at each other. But this time they are roasting themselves. Bob Saget didn’t even have to try.
John Mayer’s sweatsuit and dog look like they are from space. David Spade called him out on it. “Houston we have a jumpsuit.”
39) The Preemptive Clapback
This guy knew he was going to have to clapback. So he clappedback before he had to clapback. It’s a preemptive clapback.
Michelle Wolf is a hero and a champion. She called both Democrats and Republicans out on their BS, not on the internet but to their faces. And the hits keep on coming.
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