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55 People Who Put the 'T' In Trashy
It's hard to believe that some of these stories actually happened...
D.G. Sciortino
04.18.19

We live on a planet with a whole lot of people. That means a whole lot of different opinions, ideas, and temperaments. But that’s what makes the world so cool. Otherwise, it would be super boring.

Some of the world’s whackier people are celebrated (or bashed) on Reddit’s “All Things Trashy page.” I mean, I couldn’t stand to think of what the world would be like if it were all classy without any of the trashy. Thanks to these “trashy”l humans beings, I won’t have to.

Here Are 55 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist That Put the ‘T’ In Trashy:

1) Pissing in Bottles

For some people, getting up to go to the bathroom is too much. Yes, they have two legs to stand on which enable them to walk to the bathroom. They just prefer not to. They rather let another human pull their piss bottles out of the trash.

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2) In Memory of One Day Sales

Some see Memorial Day as a day to celebrate those who have died for our country. To honor the sacrifice that they made. But not the current sitting President of the United States. He sees it as a day for that AND also to sell stuff… “trashy.”

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3) In This Neighborhood…

In this neighborhood, a lot of people think that most salon workers are prostitutes. So many that this massage place had to put a sign up. They had to ward off all the John seeking “extras.”

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4) A Celebration of Infidelity

No one’s perfect. We all make mistakes and do things from time to time that hurt others. Most of the time we’re not proud of these actions. But it appears that this woman is. She is a homewrecker and proud of it. To each his own?

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5) Shaving Your Legs At/In The Pool

This takes the freakin’ cake. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t get trashier than this. This woman is shaving her legs in the pool. She’s cleaning the razor off in the pool. Where other people are swimming. So that they, who are mostly children, will swim in her nasty leg hairs. That is freakin’ nuts. Watch the full video here.

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6) The Thirsty Media

When Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School was being attacked, the media pounced. The media was so thirsty they started harassing children on social media just so they could get a scoop. Apparently, making sure the child could fully focus on his survival wasn’t as important.

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7) When You Deem Yourself Trashy

Nothing says trashy better than a bad tattoo. This one is pretty bad. But no one is funnier than a person who can call themselves out.

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8) Karma At Work

This kid was going to get his ass beat. Instead, he ended up with a good laugh. Thanks to his local police department.

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9) Bread Knee Pads

Is this lady classy or trashy, we can’t tell. She wants only the best bread. And she’ll use bread as knee pads in order to find it.

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10) Life vs. The Masked Singer

If you had to decide between saving lives or watching “The Masked Singer” which would you choose? Apparently, these people would have chosen “The Masked Singer.” Deadly weather be damned.

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11) Your Raccoon Don’t Leave Home Without Him

This guy doesn’t care much for shirts. Or shoes. But he never leaves home without his raccoon.

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12) All In The Family

Some people have NO boundaries. Or a clue. This guy doesn’t have either.

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13) Smile You’re At A Place Where Thousands Upon Thousands Of People Died

Apparently, these girls wanted to look cute outside of a Nazi death camp. Maybe the fact that an estimated 1.1 million people died there made them think of angels. These two are clearly clueless about how inappropriate this is.

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14) Fake Yelp Reviews

Lots of people check reviews these days before choosing a restaurant. That’s why businesses rely on websites like Yelp. Unfortunately, there are people who falsify reviews for their own personal gain.

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15) Profiting From Suicide

Some people like to profit off the pain of others. Like the person who decided to sell Kurt Cobain’s suicide note on t-shirts. Suicide is not fashionable.

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16) Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

People post everything on social media these days. I mean, EVERYTHING. This guy’s nephew doesn’t want to hear it.

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17) McDonald’s in Scotland

Most people will do their drugs in the bathroom. Where no one can see and they won’t get arrested. This guy is too far gone to care though. He’s sniffing a rail right off the table at McDonald’s.

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18) Eating/Changing Table

This woman didn’t feel like taking her child into the bathroom. She changed the kid on a fast food restaurant table. So his ass is sitting where people eat.

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19) When An Old Grudge Finally Dies

You might want to rethink how you treat your children. They’ll be in charge of your obituary some day. They are in control of how you’ll be remembered when you go, so…

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20) Halloween Gone Wrong

This was back in the 90s before people were so PC. But it’s so highly inappropriate and these people must have known that. Even a little bit. Why they gotta bring their kid into it?

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21) Grown Man Pumpkin Smasher

You have to have serious issues if you’re a grown ass man who goes around smashing pumpkins. The anger this guy must feel in life must be incredible. Poor fellow.

Pumpkin smasher has been identified after an angry father posted the surveillance footage online. from trashy

22) Not Fooling Anyone

This Dunkin’ Donuts isn’t fooling anyone. They didn’t even try hard. They could have used a piece of paper that wasn’t see through.

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23) Leaving A Mess

Fast food restaurants make it super easy for you to dump your trash. They have trays that you just tip over into the bin. Apparently, that’s too much for some people.

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24) Don’t Lie To Your Dentist

Mixing drugs can kill you. Apparently, there are a lot of drug users in the neighborhood where this dental office is. It makes you wonder how many people died before the sign when up.

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25) Ancient Artifact or Window Holder

Some people have no reverence for history. If you’re going to steal a piece of historical building, at least preserve it. Nope, this person is using it to hold their window open like any other ordinary brick.

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26) Destruction For The Sake Of Destruction

This used to be a free library until someone burned it down on purpose. This person must really hate free stuff. Or books.

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27) Grave Vandals

This poor person discovered that his family’s tombstones were desecrated. Probably by someone who was just bored. Just horrible.

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28) Taking A Piss

Got to piss while you’re in Bed Bath & Beyond? They have lots of containers for that. It’s like leaving a surprise for your fellow shopper.

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29) Homemade Tattoos

If you’re not a tattoo artist and your first tattoo was done by you… there’s a high percentage of a chance that your tattoo is trashy. This one is crooked. It’s also not what she thinks it is.

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30) Pancake Nips

Why would you bring up cheating on an ex’s boyfriend birthday? Why not just say happy birthday? His response… priceless.

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31) Plane Laundry

This woman is drying her drawers on an airplane. She’s basically rubbing them on the vent. Look how uncomfortable everyone around is.

Woman blow dries her underwear on plane from trashy

32) Bad Bitches Run The World

First of all, who doesn’t love a bad bitch? I’ll tell you who, judgemental basic bitches. Let this badd bitch and her hot dog font live…jeez. No one is shaming you for the short shorts and bra top with netting overlay that you wore at Coachella Mandi.

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33) The Best Way To Shop At Walmart

All Walmart shopping should be done with vodka and pizza. Apparently, the management didn’t think so. That must be why this cart is abandoned in the aisle.

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34) People Who Don’t Know What Country They Are In

These people went to a different country and were mad that the country didn’t speak their country’s language. They were mad that Thai people didn’t speak English well in Thailand. Ain’t that a bitch. These beautiful Thai people are even being nice about it.

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35) Can Your Mailbox Cook A Pizza?

Now that’s innovation. It’s called recycling people. It’s called being green.

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36) Apples on Apples

This lady could have found a big stack of paper towels. She could have sat down at a bench in that Subway. She wanted to sit on the apples though.

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37) It’s Simple Really

Complicated? But is it though? Cheating is pretty clear cut.

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38) Nailed It

This is this guy’s Halloween costume. He pretty much nailed it though. I love the holes in the shirt, nice touch.

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39) Bathroom Proposal?

This is not a proposal. But it is trashy. Still, she’s making him the happiest man in the world.

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40) When You Name Your Kid After Weed

You wanna name your kid after weed? Do you. But do you really have to tag the weed page in her pre-school picture? This kid is going to grow up hating weed.

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41) Festive Potato

That potato looks like a Christmas tree. That’s because it’s probably been in this cupboard for months. Maybe longer.

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42) Couldn’t Wait

This guy couldn’t wait for the flight attendants to come around and pick up trash. So, he threw it on the floor. It’s a double trash scenario.

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43) Bare Feet on A Plane

People like to get comfy on planes since they can be uncomfortable. But no one wants to see your stank ass feet. You’re not at home fam and this isn’t first class. Now you’ve gone and footed up the armrest.

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44) When You Don’t Want To Pay The Staff

When you don’t want to pay your staff so you cater the event yourself. Now your guests are forced to eat fast food. They are eating fast food in a mansion… trashy.

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45) Posting Crimes On Facebook

Gotta love when criminals incriminate themselves. All because they need to post it on social media. Super hilarious.

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46) I’m Just Being Honest

At least this guy is being honest. And they say that honesty is the best policy. Yeah, but maybe not in this situation.

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47) Nudes In Public

Sending nudes in itself is trashy. But this guy decided to do it in public. Where people eat.

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48) Welcome To Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese is the family fun center. It’s also a place where mom and dad make out in the photo booth. Ewwwwwww.

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49) The Classy Radio Shack

Gee, I wonder why this Radio Shack shut down. It couldn’t be because of their friendly staff. Not a chance.

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50) Reebok Is A Douche

Wow, Reebok… just wow. Who knew that convincing people to be douchy is now a marketing scheme. Good job Reebok… you’re a douche.

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51) Four Spaces

This guy thinks that just because he drives a Mercedes that he can take up four parking spaces. Yup… four whole parking spaces. Not just any spaces, parking spaces designated for disabled patrons. Not sure trashy is the right word here…

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52) Wait… What?

Ummm…. no? Yes? I have no freaking idea.

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53) Not Exactly

Not sure if this falls along the lines of defacing currency. But if you’re going to go through the trouble, you might want to know what you’re talking about. That ain’t the White House

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54) Forbidden Fruit

People on the Internet eat Tide Pods. That’s why this tattoo is hilarious. Since the fad has passed and it is now frowned upon… it has become forbidden fruit.

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55) Wedding Rules

Not sure if the coordinator or the extremely insecure bride imposed these rules upon the wedding guests. Or if it’s the bride pretending to be a wedding coordinator. Either way, not a wedding I would show up to.

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