Getting married is about finding your perfect match — someone who truly understands all of your little quirks and weird habits and loves you anyway. Together, there is no telling what you’ll be able to accomplish. We’re not going to tell you that it’s always going to be easy though. There are bound to be some ups and downs along the way, but here’s some free advice — one of the best ways to come out stronger as a couple is to have a good sense of humor about everything.
That’s what these married couples prove. You can learn a lot from them. From their methods for cleaning to their unique communication strategies, there are all kinds of techniques you can use to improve your marriage. We’ve gathered 75 of the most hilarious ones to share with you today. At the end of the day, life is so much better when you share it with someone you truly love.
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1. Cleaning Technique
The husband told his wife that the floor looked a little gross and that he would clean it. She had a better idea that would save them some work. They only cleaned half and now it appears as though they have tile floors (they don’t have tile floors).
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ordin22
2. Subtle Hints
Married couples often develop their own language that only they understand. Take, for example, this husband who was caught playing with shadows on the wall. We have no idea what he is hinting at.
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MISSINGxLINK
3. Training The Cat
The wife and husband didn’t want to get out of bed, so they spent an hour trying to get the cat to turn off the lights for them. The cat was getting closer and closer, but it looks like ultimately, it was a failed attempt.
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ThunderKrunk
4. Saving The Cake
Sharing is caring — especially when you’re married. Although, there are still some limits to that motto. In this case, the husband already ate his cake, but his wife knows him too well. She left a message for him telling him to stay away.
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bizcat
5. Whiskey Surprise
This is the husband’s reaction when he realized that the wife added some whiskey to his coffee. He was pleasantly surprised. Just look at that pleased expression on his face!
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6. Missing Chocolates
In this photo, the wife played a very clever trick on her hubby. She made it appear as though it was a full pack of Tim Tams. However, it was just an illusion. It’s a pretty funny way of teasing the man.
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skaschmidt
7. Pregnancy Woes
“My husband sure knows how to make a pregnant, bloated girl feel special on her birthday,” writes the wife. He left her a tomato to remind her that she used to be a flower and now she is growing bigger.
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cassieko
8. Two Hour Poo
This woman saw this hilarious license plate and was immediately reminded of her husband. She sent him a picture of it. Once you are married, you learn all kinds of fun things about your significant other you never knew before.
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betterguesser
9. Classy Art
Do you notice all those goofy things on the wall? That’s because this is the one room in the house that the husband is allowed to decorate. Anything his wife says they have to get rid of, he just hangs up on his wall as art.
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10. Dinner Requests
Cooking as a married couple can be fun. This husband always joked that he wanted bacon-wrapped shrimp and asparagus with Hollandaise sauce. One day, he got his wish.
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11. Lost Items
If you lose something, there’s a good chance your partner knows exactly where it is. “Asked my wife where my eye drops were,” explained the man. “She responded, ‘in the bedroom on the TV stand under the light switch slightly trapped between the wall’.”
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mrbojingles1972
12. Current Husband
This is their fourth year after getting married. They are attending the wife’s yearly family reunion, and still, nobody knows his name. He is just referred to as CJ’s husband.
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switchfootball
13. Dat Butt
Just because you are married doesn’t mean the romance has to die. That’s what this fridge magnet poem proves. Although, the final line is a pretty hilarious exception.
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FaisalSharif
14. Caught Playing Around
This wife was under the impression that her husband was working out. While he did have the treadmill running, it turns out he was up to something else — playing with their son’s firetruck.
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GorJess229
15. Using Sticky Notes
Here is another couple who has developed their own way of communicating. First, the wife catches her husband’s attention with a drawing of boobs on a sticky note. Then, she directs him to the real message.
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bsegovia
16. Full Schedule
This couple leads a very exciting life. Check out their calendar. The only day that is marked for the entire month is November 22. That is when the ham that they bought expires.
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xxNixonxx
17. Wife Always Wins
They say marriage is all about making compromises. In this family, the husband didn’t want a dog but the wife did. So, of course, they got a dog.
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18. Winning Arguments
This couple has been married for 62 years. Yet, the old man hasn’t changed one bit. He will still pull out his road atlas at the drop of a hat to try and prove his wife wrong.
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19. Husband Humor
This hilarious man decided to wear a custom-designed shirt he made during his wife’s labor. She was birthing the baby and looked up to see two of his smirking faces. Obviously, the joke didn’t go over well.
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20. Lunch Notes
Every time the wife packs the husband’s lunch, she leaves him little love notes. He has been collecting them at his desk at the office. It reminds him of how perfect they are for each other.
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Katoptrizo
21. Sexy Notes
This caring wife leaves notes for her hubby as well. He came home after working an eighteen-hour shift to find this one waiting for him in the bathroom. He got really excited at first, then he flipped it over…
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Jacksoffwithhotsauce
22. Shocked Guests
The husband received permission from his wife to decorate the guest bathroom, so unsurprisingly, he purchased the most interesting shower curtain that he could find. A lot of screaming has ensued ever since.
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ChefCthulhu
23. Argument Selfie
There are all kinds of ways to calm down a heated argument. This wife’s technique is to immediately stop and take a selfie of the two of them every time things ramp up. The husband is not amused.
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hmmunoz
24. Not Buying It
In this household, the couple uses the fridge magnets to communicate their grocery shopping needs. Although, it turns out, even in fridge magnet form, having an argument is possible.
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XplodingUnicorn
25. Grown Up Jokes
This kid’s parents prove that even in marriage, it’s still possible to have a great sense of humor. The two are the perfect match for each other. They both find their silly jokes hilarious.
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spikeypeach
26. Gifting Coincidence
This married couple both have the exact same style tastes, literally. They accidentally got each other the exact same gift for their wedding anniversary. It’s a pretty obscure gift too.
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myworkaccountatwork
27. Painful Sleep
“My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12 am this morning. I’m going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night,” explains the husband. The image shows a rope attached to a husband’s testicles that the wife tugs on causing him to experience the same pain as her.
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batgaz
28. Making Fun of Each Other
The wife found this old picture of her husband on her phone and it instantly cracked her up. The reason being? It reminded her of the image on the dog’s box of flea pills.
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29. Packing Lunch
The husband was asked by the wife to pack her work lunch for her. He gave her some fruits positioned in a phallic design and twenty dollars. It’s not exactly what she had in mind.
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RemorsefulArsonist
30. Difficult Passwords
The man needed to borrow his wife’s phone. She handed it over and told him that the password was their anniversary. A few minutes later, he handed the now disabled device back to her.
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StarskyAndHutch
31. Tire Trouble Brewing
Here we have another reason why marriage is great. You can describe the light on the dashboard of your car as a witch’s cauldron with an exclamation mark and your partner will know exactly what you mean.
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32. Milftastic Sexopants
This husband decided to do a little online shopping for his wife. When she saw who the package was addressed to a few days later, she burst out in laughter. It turns out, he thinks pretty highly of her.
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33. Nothing’s Off Limits
She told her husband not to eat the ice cream she was saving in the freezer. Then she glanced over and saw this shadow on the refrigerator. Apparently, somebody didn’t listen…
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SloanethePornGal
34. Star Trek Prank
Playing practical jokes on each other is a great way to keep a marriage fun. It’s this husband’s favorite activity. He put a cardboard cutout of a Klingon from Star Trek in the shower to spook his wife, and it’s not the first time.
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35. Amateur Poet
There is nothing better than a carefully worded poem to calm a person’s nerves. It’s something that this husband definitely understands. His wife was having a tough time with her period, so he penned this masterpiece.
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36. Baking Assistance
The husband decided to help his wife bake some cookies. Judging by where the flour prints on her shirt are located though, he wasn’t really doing a whole lot of helping. If anything, he was more of a hindrance to the process.
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n33hai
37. Simple Instructions
This couple has been married for twenty years, and every morning, the wife asks her husband how he would like his tea. Finally, he got this special mug made so she would be able to remember.
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38. Happy Cake Day
The man didn’t want a birthday cake, but the wife decided to surprise him anyway. Boy, is he going to be shocked when he sees the awesome meme design she had placed on it.
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Montification
39. Scar Buddies
Thanks to their dangerous toaster oven, both the husband and wife now have matching scars. They are even closer now than ever. The two of them will remember their toaster oven mishaps for life.
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40. Yogurt Run
“My pregnant wife demanded I go to the store for frozen yogurt. I was tempted to play a joke, but wanted to live,” wrote the husband. He almost bought these, but he is a smart man. Playing jokes is fun, but sometimes you just know better.
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41. Multiple Uses
As a married person, you can make use of all of your available resources without any risk of your partner judging you. For example, you can stop pretending to be classy and use pads as cushions when transporting wine bottles.
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42. Temporary Bachelor Pad
This is what happens when the wife leaves on a business trip for a few days and the husband has the house all to himself. Things change pretty quick.
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43. Pancake Designs
The wife attempted to do something really cute and put a heart on her husband’s pancakes. Unfortunately, it didn’t turn out the way that she had planned. According to him, it looks more like a “ball sack”.
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44. Dreaming Big
Achieving difficult goals is much easier when you have a supportive partner. This husband knows. He challenged his wife to try and fit in her new suitcase. She sent him a picture a few hours later proving it was possible.
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45. Shopping List
The wife sent her husband to the store to pick up milk and kitty litter. He completely forgot. Instead, this is what he came back with. It’s safe to say that he’ll shortly be making a second trip.
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46. Sleeping Late
When one person wants to keep sleeping and the other doesn’t, here is an easy solution. You just pretend like they aren’t still there and make the bed right over top of them. That will get their attention, maybe…
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XplodingUnicorn
47. First World Problems
The husband had no idea where his wife was. Finally, he found her frustrated and sitting in her closet. When he asked what she was doing, she told him she “had nothing to wear”.
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48. Hilarious Art
You never know what sort of surprises you’ll find in your home. This one was the result of a very artistic and fun-loving wife. She drew this cute toilet paper picture for her husband to find.
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49. Missing Muffin Tops
The wife spent the afternoon preparing some delicious muffins. Then left them out to cool. It looks like her husband discovered them when she wasn’t looking.
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50. Not A Superhero Movie…
His wife hates superhero movies based on comic books. However, because of the ambiguous advertisement for the movie, he was able to trick her into going to see it on Valentine’s Day.
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51. Cooking Skills
When the wife is not around to prepare lunch, the husband packs his own. It’s a twenty-dollar bill in a plastic bag. While technically, it’s not edible, it does have the ability to make food appear when presented at a restaurant.
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52. Men’s Group
Here we have a bunch of men whose girlfriends and wives all made them go shopping at the mall. They formed a support group in the middle of the shopping center to talk about it.
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8amHangovers
53. Get Better Soon
The husband wasn’t feeling good because of a cold he came down with, so his wife made him a cake to help him feel better. The message is a little aggressive, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
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54. No More Spills
The wife in this household was always spilling little amounts of wine everywhere, so the husband got her a sippy cup to help. It fits the wine glass perfectly.
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ozfrogs
55. Picking A Fight
There is a right way to slice a piece of cake and a wrong way. This is the wrong way. The husband knew exactly what he was doing, yet proceeded anyway to see if he could get a rise out of his wife.
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Goodgardo3
56. Little Annoyances
If a dog bowl has a label on it that says it is for food and you put water in it, you are committing a major error. However, the husband did it anyway even though he knew it was going to drive his wife crazy.
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57. Legitimate Excuses
The wife left a note with the sandwich she made apologizing for its subpar quality. We think she can be excused though. She left some candy to make up for it and she also just had a baby recently.
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58. Sleeping In Weird Places
Where is the wife? If you look closely, you’ll see that she is hiding in the couch. If you couldn’t find her at first glance, don’t worry. The husband couldn’t either!
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fourzerotwo
59. Passed Out
Other times, a spouse just passes out on the floor. That’s what this husband did. Although to be fair, the wife said there was plenty of alcohol involved.
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missespanda
60. Raising Kids
Check out the funny saying on the wife’s new hand towel that she bought. It recommends that her husband not nag her about why household chores haven’t been done. We think it sounds like good advice.
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61. Laughter Is The Best
Sharing a good laugh with your loved one is one of the best parts about being married. There is always something to joke about — like this brush with a suction cup that the wife bought…
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ApologeticKid
62. Nervous Flyer
This is the photo that the wife took of her husband at the airport before they were about to board the plane for their honeymoon trip. He is very worried about the idea of flying, and it’s adorable.
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wynstn
63. Coming Home Late
Here we have a couple that knows communication is the foundation of a successful marriage. The wife was very clear in her instructions — don’t wake her up under any circumstances!
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hoofhearted523
64. Kitchen Improvisation
She asked her hubby to hand-whip some heavy whipping cream. He complied, but when she heard some strange noises coming from the kitchen, she figured that she better go check on him.
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65. Trying To Sleep
Once you are married, you’re partner’s clothes become fair game. If there is a black bra lying around, it’s totally acceptable to use it as an eye mask to block out the sun. That’s what this husband thinks, at least.
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66. New Parents
The wife wanted to capture the expressions on their faces the moment that their daughter was born. The husband immediately sprung into action, taking this incredible selfie.
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67. Shared Cabinet
There is only one cabinet in the bathroom that both the husband and wife share. The husband’s products are shown in color, while the wife’s are in black and white. There is a noticeable difference between the two.
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68. To Each His Own
Here we have another comparison of products. The wife’s tube of toothpaste is on the left, while the husband’s is on the right. This is the reason he doesn’t ever let her use his tube.
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jimmyg4life
69. Best Present Ever
The wife asked for a Coach bag for her birthday and the husband complied. He got her exactly what she asked for — a bag with a picture of a coach on it. She was very happy about it.
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armiesofants
70. Filter Blockage
Wives can play practical jokes that are funny too. In this house, the wife asked her hubby to change the air filter. He opened it up and had to do a double-take. There was a picture of a man crawling around where the filter used to be.
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AelyneMB
71. Sincere Apologies
Saying your sorry is important. If you were wrong, you need to let your loved one know. Although, if you want them to take your apology as sincere, it’s best to refrain from making any clever comments at the bottom of the note.
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elusivemrx
72. Searching For Notes
Whenever the loving husband leaves for work, he always leaves his wife a hidden note somewhere around the house. This time he left her a whole trail of notes, leading to an eventual fart joke at the end.
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StagKen
73. Funny Bets
The husband bet his wife that she couldn’t shave his foot while he was sleeping without him waking up. It looks like she proved him wrong. Not only did she shave it, but she also painted his nails!
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Potatoprincessa
74. Mixing Colors
This is what the laundry looks like when the husband tries to help. They didn’t own any pink towels before the wash, but now they have tons of them. Some men just can’t be trusted!
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Jessie599
75. Happily Ever After
Some things are way more important than finishing yard work. For example, putting an inflatable unicorn horn on the cat. It seems like a worthwhile diversion. We’re sure the wife will understand.
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KalvinMacleod
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